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<p>Created page with &quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;Type:&#039;&#039;&#039; Singular Quest &#039;&#039;&#039;Difficulty:&#039;&#039;&#039; Easy / Humorous &#039;&#039;&#039;Starting NPC:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ford, the Interdimensional Wanderer Sosaria is full of grand tales covering massive dragons, ancient necromancers, and heroic battles. But sometimes, an adventurer just needs to relax and remember the most important rule of the universe: &#039;&#039;&#039;Don&#039;t Panic.&#039;&#039;&#039; This self-aware, pop-culture tribute quest is perfect for players looking for a quick laugh and a hilarious custom vanity item! ----...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&#039;&#039;&#039;Type:&#039;&#039;&#039; Singular Quest<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Difficulty:&#039;&#039;&#039; Easy / Humorous<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Starting NPC:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ford, the Interdimensional Wanderer<br /> <br /> Sosaria is full of grand tales covering massive dragons, ancient necromancers, and heroic battles. But sometimes, an adventurer just needs to relax and remember the most important rule of the universe: &#039;&#039;&#039;Don&#039;t Panic.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> This self-aware, pop-culture tribute quest is perfect for players looking for a quick laugh and a hilarious custom vanity item!<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == 📖 Lore Background ==<br /> An incredibly strange and eccentric man named Ford has recently appeared in the realm. Between his ramblings about inter-dimensional travel and calculating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything using a supercomputer... he has managed to lose his most prized possession.<br /> <br /> While fleeing from a horde of particularly dull, bureaucratic beasts, his pack was scavenged. He needs your help fighting them off until his lost item is returned!<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == ⚔️ Walkthrough ==<br /> <br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;Quest Giver:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ford the Wanderer &#039;&#039;(Often found hanging around scholarly areas, telescopes, or taverns asking for peanuts).&#039;&#039;<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;Objective:&#039;&#039;&#039; Slay exactly &#039;&#039;&#039;42 Ogres&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;Details:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ford is adamant that the supercomputer designated &quot;42&quot; as the ultimate answer to life&#039;s greatest questions. Head into the wilderness, to the dungeon Despise, or anywhere Ogres roam, and slay 42 of them. Keep count!<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;Turn In:&#039;&#039;&#039; Return to Ford after thinning their ranks.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;(You do not need to loot anything specific; the quest tracker will automatically update your kill count).&#039;&#039;<br /> ----<br /> <br /> == 🎁 The Rewards ==<br /> For bringing peace of mind to a weary traveler, Ford will compensate you handsomely from his dimension-hopping stash:<br /> <br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;4,242 Gold Coins&#039;&#039;&#039; 🪙<br /> * 🧖 &#039;&#039;&#039;A Remarkably Useful Towel&#039;&#039;&#039; (Artifact)<br /> ** &#039;&#039;&#039;Slot:&#039;&#039;&#039; Belt / Apron<br /> ** &#039;&#039;&#039;Hue:&#039;&#039;&#039; Pure White<br /> ** &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonus:&#039;&#039;&#039; +42 Luck<br /> ** &#039;&#039;&#039;Effect:&#039;&#039;&#039; Visually renders as a bright white towel wrapped around your waist!<br /> <br /> TIP<br /> <br /> A towel is about the most massively useful thing an adventurer can have. It keeps you warm, you can sleep under it beneath the stars of Sosaria, and you can wave it in emergencies as a distress signal. Never leave the bank without it!</div>

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